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Great Siz


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Predicted me like a book Garbage by any name would just as smell Why would it be worse to be better?
Great Siz 01:51
So you got a plan that doesn't stand on your hand Well this ain't your land and nothing really pans At the behest of every inexplicable jest Like it or not, crumbs can scatter But they'll never be bread again Coming back to the surface-level later, Dropping the goddamned persona For what? For a subject? Find the simplest one you can taste Is spread good? I know spread is huge. Why did harmony not make the cut, huh Magpie? Whole lotta spreadin goin on For miles you can hear the knives scrape scrape scrape In some ways it's fuel to have the escape, -scape route And out of the context of the party But the exit to the cold beach outside Banana a day keeps the monkey away Y'all got any fuckin leaves? Bookshelf mousetrap, my rhubarb is crap I can feel the heart beating your ass
Pair O Dice 01:21
It's dirty It's filthy It's paradise See? Mt Tom!
You said, "look in the grass!" And a beautiful lizard stretched away
Jerkface 01:43
"You could call me a trailblazer, sir - a plate of tiny teeth and cobalt on my person, ahhhhhhhh" I was a wreckage yesterday and the day before, too! Oh nonononononononono something must give and RP predicts I'll crash again Straathonden called to spar with the jerkface! Straathonden eats the pain so others can be safe! "Clang and clang" they sang to try to get people outside The devil ah ah ah in myself! Throw terms like jerkface but I'm benefitting from the wealth! Clang and clang and clang, I always get to things so late (can't be late, can't be late)
Crush the numbers into piece of wall Birds can sing first math song: 4 - 1 - 3 Have you ever tried to make an exactly-sized dent? Then perhaps you understand the shortfalls of measurement Couldn't possibly denigrate patient observations It's the reason we're not shitting in a cave right now A ruler is rarely more than a yardstick away And yardsticks are just a bunch of rulers anyway Murmurs in the veins of the hands Whispering librarians in arena packed by an 80's rock band
Remind me of everything Bla bla it's a flurry of words The phantom other scrutinizes my lawn The phantom brother spits in my omelette Me live in a hospitable sonnet It's a flurry of words


music vids for (practically) every song!
Plato's Chimp: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ6Z0yyumKI
Great Siz: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrj8vRQCP5A
Pair O Dice: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYLMp5U92xA
Beautiful Liz: www.youtube.com/watch?v=t06INg9w35U
Jerkface: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpDlgYaQaV4
Exactly-Sized Dent: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFXFik6f2B4

we all sing
we all yell

sam zosia max
gtr bass drums
and other stuff

anni casella / shape mastering

art by zosia, also skyler & sarah
inner photo by skyler

"hadley unhooked, hadley unhinged, fully baked" - C Wardlaw, 413 historian


released February 19, 2021


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EIEIEIO Hadley, Massachusetts

Traditional econo-jammin runt rock

Common descriptions include:
◉"very Western Mass”

◉“they look like they’re having a lot of fun”

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